YES, YES, YES - You should buy Jr.VIP RIGHT NOW

K R Y ?? said:

Isn't that a bit long ? BHW says it is up to 7 days , can a mod verify this ?

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ScribScribScrib said:

NOTE TO MODS: This is a genuine money making method, so please read the post in its entirety before flinging it to the lounge.

I can't go one fucking day on this forum without inevitably stumbling upon any of the following iterations of the same question 'should i buy jr.vip' 'is jr vip worth?' 'jr.vip 100$ too much?' and so on and so forth.
And at first, I was like 'yo, people have an intrinsic right to ask questions, right? Who the fuck am I to judge them for it?!'
After months of silent stoicism, i just can't keep my mouth shut anymore because to me, if you just use one IOTA of common sense, this popular inquiry would answer itself in 0,1 fucking millisecond.

I'm probably overestimating the amount, let me correct myself, LESS than 0,1 fucking millisecond.
To convince even the most hardened of disbelievers, I'm gonna make this task as hard on me as I possibly can.

Why?
Because, even if outside appearances are totally skewed in the 'i really don't need or want jr.vip' direction, it is STILL the RIGHT choice for ANY forum member over 100 posts.

ANY FORUM MEMBER ??? get that between your fucking ears.

To do this, let's set up some precedents:

1) You don't give a shit about the value, staff, volunteers of BHW

A completely fair point, many would audibly scold you for it, but I get your viewpoint.
You're a hoarder and not a giver. You don't see a reason to give back, fuck the staff and fuck BHW, right?
As I said, I get your side and while I do disagree with the gist of your thoughts, I accept it as a valid reason of why NOT to opt for a Jr.VIP subscription.

2) 100$(125$ for Europeans liek me ) is a lot of money

I disagree but fuck my opinion, some people simply can't afford to lose out on a 100 bucks. I understand that notion completely and I accept it as another tipping point for side NO.

3) Jr.VIP's themselves often complain about the lack of subsistence in the secret VIP forum

While I can't speak too openly about it (against the rules) I do agree that up until this date, any attempts at rejuvenating that forum have been unsuccessful and it mostly remains a barren wasteland.
@Sherb did provide some traction with his 'hunger games' (can't go into detail, sorry) but it was just a temporary blip.

Another point for you.

4) I don't use BHW all that much, no reason to have it

Another solid point, why be a part of something, if you can't make full use of it? Seems redundant.

5) I don't even have a fucking website, much less a project, I don't even know why the fuck I'm here

Fair enough, man, fair enough.

I can't think of anymore. If anyone has any other arguments, please post them down below and I'll address them separately.

On to my constructive:

1) You don't need to give a shit about any of them

The reason why I want you to become a Jr.VIP is not to show loyalty, respect or any of that other bullshit but simply because it is a very PROFITABLE business investment.

Profitable how?

a) Signatures

@t0mmy recently asked for sigs from jr.vips that have 1+ year on the forum and 1k+ posts.
How much was he paying? 200$ a month for your entire banner.
200 fucking dollars for just a month, that's a 2400% ROI for doing NOTHING (shitposting included) if you're a senior member.
But let's get real, you're not a senior member, you're just a guy that sometimes reads the forums, posts once in a blue moon and isn't that known by other members.
Fair enough, but here's the thing: Even the lowest of the low, reputation wise, get paid 10$ a line and 25-30$ for a banner.

As I said, even if you're braindamaged, you'll at least get 25$ a month from your sig, GUARANTEED.
That's an easy 300% ROI just for being a Jr.VIP.

And just you wait, it gets a lot better.

b) Review Copies

Ever wondered how a new BST gets 3000 reviews out of the blue? It's like wow dude, you post your BST and hand out 20 review copies in 20 minutes, what's your fucking TAT?
I wanna get in on that!
THAT IS where the secret forums shine the most, THE FREE STUFF!!!

Many sellers won't look kindly on me desecrating their service and all that goes into it (time, money, blood, sweat and tears..) by mockingly picturing it as a charity.
I'm a seller myself so I empathize with the pain that goes with handing out tens of review copies and getting nada in return.

Please abide by the rules and do give an honest review of the service that was kind enough to offer you their product for free ??? It helps both future customers and the seller himself, since he now can accurately pinpoint where he needs to work on to make his product even better.

Better product=better marketplace=better BHW =better service=happy you.

Conversely, sellers do have to understand that shops offer free samples for a reason, customers are more likely to open their wallets once they had a taste so it isn't all doom and gloom.

c) Respect

Might be a bit controversial but I don't give a shit. Chris Anderson Jones is situated in reality and he call a spade a fucking spade, right?

I caught myself doing that inadvertently so there's definitely something to it:
Jr.VIP's and other prominent members get better service, more respect and more bang for their buck in comparison to non-prominent members!!!

Why?

Your words now have a LOT more weight to them. If a newbie comes around and calls my service the best/worst of all times, nobody really give a shit, right? I mean it's a negative review, but common dude, you're a newbie, what do YOU know about ANYTHING?!

But if a motherfucking vetted member of the forum, a jr.VIP with his big daddy blue badge of judgment, strikes you with a positive/negative review, it can turn your entire BST to shambles or it can make it flourish like you've never seen it grow before!

That's why you'll see sellers licking the asshole out of many Jr.VIP's. I personally didn't engage in that, but as mentioned, I found myself a WHOLE LOT MORE INVESTED into making Jr.VIP's happy and keeping them that way.
Here's the funny thing, there are many lurkers looming around and most of these lurkers are just a step away from registering and ordering.

What these lurkers DON'T KNOW is that the difference between a Jr.VIP and a newbie is negligible ??? Just a hundred fucking bucks, but TO THEM, Jr.VIP's are fucking Gods.

KEEP THAT IN MIND!!!

2) The money might be hard to come by, BUT...

Listen man, if someone came up to you and told you to put in 'money amount' and in a year you would at least get '3x money amount', you would tell him to fuck off, right? No such thing or method exists.
How do the rich get rich? Yeah, it's a rigged game and yadda, yadda, yadda BUT you can start acting like a rich person, albeit on a smaller scale, today.

It will not make you affluent, but it will at least not make you poorer.
Hell, getting a Jr.VIP subscription might be the first of many great investments you'll make in your fucking career.
It might be the one thing that will jump-start shit for you, have some gumption, if you can't believe, use logical deduction- I'm helping you as much as I can!
To cut it short (I'm already over 1k sigh), rob a hooker, get a payday loan or steal from your friend, just get the fucking money and start earning*


*Don't break the law, I'm only emphasizing the IMPORTANCE of acquiring the aforementioned currency amount

3) The Jr.VIP forums might suck BUT

There's a ton of value in there. The forums are almost a decade old and if you really dig in, there's always a thing or two to learn.

As a standalone product, NO, the Jr.VIP forums on their own ARE NOT WORTH THE MONEY.

Look at them as an addendum, a sort of free ebook you get when signing up.

4) You don't need to use BHW to make a profit from it

I mean let's be completely honest with one another, you lurk and spend far more time than you would like to, am I right?
At least make some fucking money while doing it, get what I mean? Most signature renters are going to be happy with you posting two-three times a day and that doesn't take more than five minutes a day, does it?

You got five minutes?

5) I suspect you don't see any value BUT

Alright, you got an account, you're here because you don't know what the fuck to do with yourself so you're just kinda loitering around, not really accomplishing anything in your life.
You've basically devolved into being a waste of human air, did I catch that right?
I was there my man, so no judgment from my side, and I do know how hard it can be to even budge an inch from that spot...

I can only tell you one thing man, things aren't going to change, this world is only going to get more shitty the more you stay dormant- believe me, I've witnessed it with my own eyes and ears.
Take this as an opportunity to gamble some money, make it a game- A 100$ for a chance to win a whole lot more.

Or don't. Stay where you are, let spiders weave their webs around you, let them suffocate you, consuming your essence while at it.

Can you really not buy Jr.VIP after such a post?

btw, I do not get anything out of this, not affiliated with BHW, its owner or any of the staff working/volunteering here.

Do feel free to send me an affiliate cheque though @Diamond Damien

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Vinny3001 said:

Can you put an affiliate link in your signature?

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